manjolras:

we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

That moment when you’re in a bar in Italy and all you want is for your best friend to be there making fun of everyone with you

doglock:

I want to see a movie adaptation of a book that cuts out nothing. If it is one of my favorite novels I will have no problem sitting there for 8 hours if it means I can see Peeves the Poltergeist.