we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
That moment when you’re in a bar in Italy and all you want is for your best friend to be there making fun of everyone with you
I want to see a movie adaptation of a book that cuts out nothing. If it is one of my favorite novels I will have no problem sitting there for 8 hours if it means I can see Peeves the Poltergeist.